Yes. Don't you think that sounds like a good story? - Mortimer Folchart
Post Flavours
If you’re a normal person

Don’t trust Shepherd.

“She’s my carer, she cares so I don’t have to” — (via doctorwho)

Wow! A molecular nanoscaner!


The Last Desperate Struggle…

-Admin X


lovingly crafted dialogue


Best crossover ever

Hello beautiful!

Goodbye productivity.


fuck you, bacon

Why? Why would you do this? Because I think it’s gonna be a whopper, and I think you might be scared. And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now, the man I hope you are with, believe me, he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now, and he…he needs you.

Excited about tonight!

I feel like I’m using Psychic Paper every time I show someone my ticket in my wallet…


the universes have aligned for you and me


By Dan Hutcheson


why the hell are you drinking soup with a fork, ash? you dumb fuck